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Tuesday, 30 April 2013

My WWE Raw, 29th April 2013 Recap

Reigns tears through Cena for the winning pinfall. Photo credit: WWE.com

Ricardo Rodriguez bested Zeb Colter and Big E Langston in a surprisingly enjoyable Triple Threat bout. Granted the action itself wasn't anything remarkable, but fortunately the amusing moments from Ricardo and distractions from Alberto Del Rio, Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziggler helped keep the interest up. As a result of the win Ricardo was allowed to pick the stipulation for the World Heavyweight Title match at Extreme Rules
As a part of World Wish Day, Make a Wish regular John Cena granted three wishes and made three young boys WWE Superstars for the day. 
Randy Orton pinned Cody Rhodes in a decent effort by both men. Fortunately (and surprisingly) Rhodes was made to look quite competitive against Orton here, which made a nice change for the moustached one. Towards the end Cody applied the Cross Rhodes for an effective near fall, but Orton managed to get in a nice RKO as Rhodes came in for a Disaster Kick. 
Naomi won via disqualification versus Nikki Bella in a forgettable outing. As usual Nikki switched with her sister Brie who gained the winning pinfall towards the end. But this time Cameron informed the referee who then called for the DQ. Apparently no one's ever thought of doing that in the many, many times the Bellas have switched.
The Shield (Dean AmbroseSeth Rollins and Roman Reigns) came to the ring and spoke about all the wrestlers they'd taken out since Survivor Series last November. But as they were talking about their unfinished business with The Undertaker3MB (Heath SlaterDrew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal) interrupted them, wanting some retribution. 
This didn't last long however as Shield soon beat down the band. Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) then chased off the trio and decided to let out their frustration on 3MB by taking them out.   
Dolph Ziggler defeated Kofi Kingston in a stellar contest. Both men gave a high standard of display here, providing exciting action with Kofi especially giving one of finest performances in a long while. Afterwards Big E Langston then applied a Big Ending on the US Champion for the exclamation point. 
Jack Swagger beat Zack Ryder in a pedestrian match dominated by the 'All American American'. You could skip this one and not miss much to be honest, there was nothing exceptional to be found during it.
Mark Henry bested Tensai and Brodus Clay each in a tug of war contest. Sheamus then joined Henry and goaded him into a tug of war contest also, which he lost after letting go of the rope and Brogue Kicking the 'World's Strongest Man'.
Alberto Del Rio defeated Antonio Cesaro in a solid back and fourth affair. As usual Cesaro proved that he could hang with (and is this case surpass) the main eventers of the company, I still have faith that he'll get there given time. Afterwards Del Rio then announced that the Triple Threat World Title match at Extreme Rules will be a Ladder match. Well I'm happy with that, I always look forward to those. 
The Great Khali and Natalya won a drab dance contest against Fandango and Summer Rae. The fans booed both parties as host Jerry Lawler determined the winners, but to be fair I wouldn't call anyone a winner here. An upset Fandango then took down Khali and applied his signature flying leg drop.
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) toppled Team Hell No (Kane and Daniel Bryan) and John Cena in a largely exciting six-man tag main event. Each man delivered a worthy showing, bar Cena but he has an exaggerated leg injury so it's understandable. In a surprise ending Reigns speared a struggling Cena for the one-two-three, an extremely rare sight on Raw seeing Cena being pinned. Good result here that only enhances Shield.
Afterwards Ryback then turned up after appearing to leave the arena earlier in the show (he'd refused to take Cena's place with Hell No in the main event) and looked on at the WWE Champion. I'm not expecting much from their title clash but hopefully I'm proven wrong and they plan out a bout that works to their strengths. 
Overall it was a fair Raw this week, with Orton versus Rhodes, Kofi versus Ziggler, Cesaro versus Del Rio and the enjoyable main event being the highlights. Unfortunately there weren't any promos or segments that were particularly memorable at all, but the aforementioned matches were decent watches and made up for it. The lack of Lesnar, Heyman or Triple H was also a little bit of a letdown for me. 

Friday, 26 April 2013

My WWE SmackDown, 26th April 2013 Recap


Jack Swagger pinned Alberto Del Rio in a No Disqualification match. It was enjoyable for the most part, and definitely the best match in their series, with the weapons adding some much needed interest and excitement. Swagger also needed to redeem himself with a win here, which he gained after a Gutwrench Powerbomb onto a ladder.
Layla bested Aksana in a passable Divas outing. To be fair to her, Aksana did give a better display than normal, which isn't saying much I know.
Fandango toppled Justin Gabriel in a pretty forgettable affair. The wrestling was okay, nothing special. The London fans in attendance were at least still 'Fandangoing'.
Wade Barrett pinned William Regal in a disappointedly short and average match up. As a Regal fan (not just because I'm English) I was hoping for his televised bouts to last a little longer this week. Ah well.
Big Show beat Sheamus in a fair bout. Both men put in worthy efforts, but the match just failed to grab me like their great PPV ones last year. Show grabbed the win after Henry distracted the Irishman, allowing him to KO Sheamus with a trademark punch.
Mark Henry won via disqualification versus Randy Orton in a decent enough encounter after Sheamus gained some retribution by Brogue Kicking Henry. It was never anything remarkable but it wasn't bad.
The Undertaker defeated Dean Ambrose in a mostly stellar main event. Undertaker did seem a bit limited here but nonetheless both men delivered a good watch, with decent action throughout. 'Taker won via his Hells Gate (triangle choke) submission hold. Afterwards Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns then attacked the 'Dead Man' and put him through the announcer's table with the trio's signature triple powerbomb. Good decision here, leaving Shield to go out on a strong note.
Overall it was rather pedestrian SmackDown, containing matches that were decent enough but never must see. The only real highlight I'd recommend to people would be the main event, which was a good watch. And where was Ziggler? The World Champion was absent for the second week in a row on the blue brand, which is just baffling to me. 

My TNA Impact Wrestling, 25th April 2013 Recap


James Storm started things off by admitting that AJ Styles brought the fight to him in their bout last week, and then went on to call out Aces & 8s after they attacked him after the aforementioned match up. But instead Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels Kazarian) joined 'The Cowboy' and  suggested that the answer to the Aces problem was teaming up to reform Fortune to counter the numbers.
After some heated words Bad Influence then double teamed on Storm and left him lying in the ring for Aces & 8s to finish off. This cued Joseph Parks to race out to his aid, but the numbers soon caught up to him and eventually Bully Ray and Devon went old school as they 3D'd Parks through a table. Bully then took to the mic and claimed that his gang had taken out every "hero" in the company. He also added that Father in law Hogan had until the end of the show to answer his call. 
Taryn Terrell pinned Tara in a fair outing that was hindered by it's duration. While the wrestling was largely stellar from Tara, I could only take so much of watching her dominate Taryn before it became dull. The bout would've benefited by being about half the length it was. 
Rob Terry beat Jesse in an unremarkable affair. Was you expecting anything else from these two? I at least found Jesse quite amusing with his segments with Tara, but he can't really pull it off solo.
Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez (c) defeated Austin Aries and Bobby Roode to retain the TNA Tag Team Titles in a solid and enjoyable bout from the opening bell. All four men gave worthy displays here, as standard for both teams when they meet.
After Bad influence tried to convince Roode to join up to bring back Fortune prior to the match, Daniels attempted to help Roode but instead struck him by accident and inadvertently aided the champs in retaining the straps. Whoops.
Matt Morgan came to the ring and listed off all the mistakes Hogan had made involving Aces & 8s and then called out the man himself. So sure enough Hogan came out and faced Morgan, who stated that 'The Hulkster' had no heroes left to take down the gang and claimed that he should pick him to face Bully for the World Title at  Slammiversary.
But Hogan refused to give Morgan anything and said that he had to confront the World Champion on his own man to man, although he gave no reason as to why. It was an odd segment, that didn't really achieve anything at all and gave us no answers. 
Velvet Sky (c) bested Mickie James to retain the Knockouts Championship in a passable outing. Certainly not Jame's finest performance, but she worked well here with a limited Sky, who picked up a (story line) knee injury early on.
Mickie's characteristics were quite heelish I felt, as she had no hesitation in going for Sky's injury and smiled as she went for certain attacks, I almost thought she was going to turn after Sky picked up the one-two-three with a quick roll up pin, but she didn't.
Finally Bully and Hogan faced off the ring after the champ had listed off all the men him and his gang had taken out. Ray then told Hogan that he'd finally killed Hulkamania, to which Hogan retorted that it can never die. So in the ultimate sign of disrespect Bully spat in his Father in law's face, which caused Hulk to (slowly) attack the champ and send him packing. 
As various Aces members then surrounded the ring, Sting made his return after turning out the lights. Just as it looked as though the 'Stinger' was going to attack Hogan, he predictably teamed with him to take out and chase off Aces. It was cringe-worthy watching the two older men slowly and completely unconvincingly take the fight to the younger, bigger and stronger wrestlers. But of course Hogan must have his way. It was a poor end to an average show.
Overall it was a largely forgettable and unremarkable Impact, with only one stand out match worth checking out (that being the tag bout) and nothing to get me excited for future storylines. The return of Sting has happened so often that I just have no interest in it at all by this point, and as I've said before (with no disrespect) his retirement should've come a long while ago. A big step down from last week's effort, but at least we have Chris Sabin to look forward to next week.

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

My WWE Raw, 22nd April 2013 Recap


The Dead Man takes it to Reigns. Photo credit: WWE.com

Paul Heyman kicked things off by revealing that after his client Brock Lesnar challenged Triple H on last week's Raw to a Steel Cage match, he'd since received an email from 'The Game' that explained that he'd answer the challenge on next week's show.
Heyman went on to call the COO gutless for not being in attendance for the show in London, but Triple H proved him wrong and joined him in the ring. After accepting Brock's offer for Extreme Rules, Triple H then pedigreed his manager, much to the excitement of the goofy Lawler on commentary. 
R-Truth pinned Antonio Cesaro in a decent enough contest. While quite short they both made the most of their time and gave worthy efforts. I'm still worried by this slump Cesaro has taken as of late, loosing to the likes of Kofi and Truth is never a good sign. Why did his push suddenly suddenly come to a halt? He has the look and ability to make it in WWE.
Damien Sandow bested Brodus Clay in a pedestrian match up. It wasn't awful on any level, but there was just nothing particularly engaging about the action. The fans got so bored they began to entertain themselves with various chants during it, although they were pleased with the victor.
Dolph Ziggler defeated Chris Jericho in a largely stellar outing. While most of the wrestling was exciting and engaging, there were a few slightly sloppy moments here and there that let it down a bit, but I think that's probably just me being a bit picky. A good watch on the whole. The biggest reaction from the crowd (who did a few of the chants and Mexican waves that the New Jersey fans did a couple of weeks ago throughout) actually came when Fandango's music hit, which caused Y2J to become distracted and Zig Zagged by Ziggler for the one-two-three.
Tensai beat Cody Rhodes in a fair, if forgettable bout. To be honest I wasn't engaged by this tag feud to start with, and that hasn't changed.
In an amusing background segment Daniel Bryan tried to convince Kane to go over some plans for their match with 'Taker against Shield later on, which included diagrams and everything! So Kane explained that his brother would arrive when he arrived, and didn't take orders from anyone. The Shield then attacked the tag champs, although you never saw their faces. 
Big E Langston toppled Zack Ryder in a brief squash match. Ryder managed to get in a bit of offense, but it was for nought. Obviously someone in the back is keen on Langston, which isn't shocking considering his look and build. I just hope he can improve himself in the ring a bit, although I'm not holding my breath. 
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) bested The Undertaker, Kane and Daniel Bryan in a terrific six-man tag bout. From the opening bell it was a gripping contest containing a high standard of wrestling, with Rollins and Bryan being the top two performers for me. Here's hoping this isn't the last time we see these six lock horns. 
Fandango pinned William Regal in a short but fun outing while it lasted. Regal understandably (and deservedly) received a tremendous ovation in London, England (I love our fans here) and gave a decent showing. Unfortunately the bout was kept brief and Fandango gained the winning pin with a swinging reverse STO. Afterwards Jericho then gained some payback by throwing Fandango off of the stage and dancing with his dance partner (who's now Summer Rae from NXT).   
AJ Lee outdid Layla, Aksana, Tamina and Naomi in a Divas Battle Royal to become number one contender to the Divas Title. As tradition for these it was a forgettable match with mediocre wrestling, but it also showed off how awfully thin the roster of semi-capable female performers there are on the main roster, they seriously need to bring up more talent from developmental and NXT (such as Paige, who as a Diva that really stands out I could see becoming a big name).  
Mick Foley called out Ryback and asked him what had changed so that he'd walk away and refuse to help Cena last week. Ryback retorted by stating that he loved watching Shield attack Cena last week, and called Foley a "pathetic" excuse of a man who just keeps coming back to plug something and shouldn't be around anymore. As he then went face to face with the Hall of Famer, Cena ran out and confronted his Extreme Rules foe.
The Shield then made their way out so Cena left Ryback to it as retribution for last Monday, but soon returned with a steel chair and chased off the trio (who bested 'Taker, Bryan and Kane earlier, remember?) and also AA'd Ryback for good measure. The Foley and Ryback segment was nicely executed, with some good intensity towards the end, but after that it felt a bit too familiar and hardly advanced anything in this feud.
Overall it was a decent Raw this week, with the Foley Ryback segment, crowd enthusiasm, Regal appearance, Ziggler versus Jericho and the great six-man bout being the highlights. Other than that it ranged from fair to average, which I can forgive for the stronger parts. 

Saturday, 20 April 2013

My WWE SmackDown, 19th April 2013 Recap


Photo credit: WWE.com

Fandango kicked things off by dancing/flirting with Lilian Garcia, but soon dropped her and claimed how bad her dance skills were. His opponent Santino Marella then joined him and and made a few lame jokes then danced to Fandango's theme. It wasn't a great opening to the show.
Fandango pinned Santino Marella in an average outing. Unlike his dancing Fandango showed little flair in the ring and both men gave rather pedestrian displays.
Kofi Kingston bested Wade Barrett in a largely pedestrian contest. There were a few decent moments but to be honest the match ups between these two tend to start to blur together for me, there's never anything remarkable or that exciting that seems to occur when they lock up. Plus the amount of times Kofi's had a push killed off has almost numbed me to him getting a win because I just don't see it leading to anything significant. 
Backstage Sheamus gained some payback on Mark Henry when he barged him through a railing during an interview. Just before that when quizzed as to why he'd been attacking Sheamus as of late, Henry replied with "Because it's what I do" well at least that's all cleared up then. What a nonsensical feud. 
Alberto Del Rio beat Jack Swagger in a decent enough encounter. As with each of their contests there is solid wrestling but just a lack of real interest there. Swagger's lost momentum fast since Elimination Chamber and Del Rio has a lack of any character, and it's hard to invest in a match when you have little interest in the participants themselves.
The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) appeared on the big screen and  claimed that Ryback looking on at them taking out Cena on this week's Raw was evidence that he realised they were delivering real justice. They also said that while The Undertaker has an unbeaten streak at WrestleMania, they have an unbeaten streak period and that his  time "is up" come next Monday when they face him and Team Hell No in a six-man tag bout. I'm very much looking forward to that one.
The Great Khali, Hornswaggle and Natalya bested Epico, Primo and Rosa Mendes in an average mixed tag match. The quality of the bout was hardly a surprise, I mean Epico and Primo could only do so much with the limited Khali and Hornswaggle. 
Big Show and Mark Henry toppled Randy Orton and Sheamus in a pretty unremarkable tag bout for the most part. There were fair periods but unfortunately they were overrun by pedestrian action and dull submission holds. Afterwards Show and Henry celebrated together and seemed pretty close-knit, could they be forming a new team? The tag division could use more relevant teams right now.
Overall it was a mediocre and forgettable show for the majority, with only the Shield promo and Del Rio versus Swagger encounter bordering above average, and even they weren't anything that special. Poor offering form the blue brand this week, and that's saying something. 

Friday, 19 April 2013

My TNA Impact Wrestling, 18th April 2013 Recap


Styles looking more serious then ever. Photo credit: impactwrestling.com 

Wes Brisco and Garett Bischoff defeated Kurt Angle in a decent Handicap match. There were drab periods when Wes and Garett were in control, but once Kurt got going the action stepped up in quality and excitement. Kurt was pinned after Garett managed to crack him on the back with a chain handed to him by D'Lo Brown while the referee was distracted by Anderson at ringside.
Afterwards Wes and Garett double powerbombed Angle, with Anderson then speaking about how the company was deteriorating while Aces & 8s were on the rise, then wished AJ Styles luck for his match later on.  
Kenny King (c) bested Petey Williams and Zema Ion to retain the X Division Title in an entertaining Triple Threat contest. All three men looked stellar here, especially Williams who upped the overall standard of the bout with a great display.
Backstage Brooke Hogan spoke down to Mickie James and Brooke Tessmacher by claiming that she saw something "special" in them and  that was why she'd booked them in a number one contenders match for the Knockouts Championship. I mean, what has Brooke ever done in professional wrestling to give her the right to talk to female performers like that? How condescending, especially for someone of Mickie's talent and experience.
Before the Television Title match could begin, Aces & 8s members attacked Magnus, eventually double chokeslamming him onto the ramp. Devon was about to orchestrate more damage until Samoa Joe ran out to his ex-tag partner's aid.
Mickie James pinned Brooke Tessmacher in a good effort to earn a Knockouts Title shot in the near future. As usual James was on solid form, and Brooke also worked well here. My only slight gripe was the amount of disagreements each competitor had with the ref ODB, they're all faces so why would they need to add this to the bout?
Backstage Devon and Bully Ray attacked Joseph Parks with a chain after he once again brought up a rightful divorce between Brooke and Bully. In the end they left him in the shower with water pouring down on him, teasing him to cry. It was as if they were in school, not hardened gang members. 
Bad influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) came out and bragged about their new tees, being close to convincing AJ Styles to join the team and a fictional film based on them (amusingly claiming that Morgan Freeman was going to portray Dixie Carter) almost entering production.
As they were also announcing their claim to a tag team title shot Austin Aries and Bobby Roode then interrupted them and announced that they were next in line for a title shot. After some hilarious back and fourth mocking (it really is worth a watch) the actual tag champs Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez walked in and attacked Roode and Aries, sending both teams packing.
Devon (c) beat Samoa Joe to retain the TNA Television Title in a short and pretty unremarkable title clash. The wrestling was competent enough but it lacked any real excitement. Devon grabbed the winning pinfall after Anderson snuck in (Earl Hebner was distracted by Wes Brisco at ringside) and struck Joe with a chain.
AJ Styles defeated James Storm in a solid main event. Both performers gave worthy efforts and as standard for them provided a match worth checking out, with smooth back and fourth wrestling. Styles grabbed the submission win with a leg lock after Storm had picked up a knock earlier in the bout, it was a nice logical finish. 
Afterwards Bad Influence celebrated with Styles, only for him to then take out the tag team and walk away as Aces & 8s attacked the duo and Storm. Bully Ray then took to the mic and stated that he'd taken out all of TNA's heroes because of Hulk Hogan, and demanded that he face him in the ring next week. He really is the last remaining endearing thing about Aces & 8s.
Overall it was a solid show for the majority, with most matches being above average for televised bouts with stellar action. My highlights were James versus Tessmacher, the Bad Influence segment with Aries and Roode, the X Division Triple Threat and the main event. Other than that it was still a fair Impact, with only the Brooke Hogan and dull Aces & 8s segments letting it down. 

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

My WWE Raw, 15th April 2013 Recap


 Lesnar decimates 3MB. Photo credit: WWE.com

Randy Orton and Sheamus bested Big Show in a Handicap match that ranged from fair to decent. All three men gave worthy enough efforts and provided a better contest than I was expecting. Granted it wasn't anything outstanding but it was still worth a watch.
After they were taken out by The Shield on last week's SmackDown, 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal) demanded that the trio come out and apologise for what they did. But instead Brock Lesnar joined them and dominantly beat down the 'Three Man Band', including a couple of nice F5's for Slater onto the barricade. 
Paul Heyman then rushed out and convinced his client to calm down and leave them. Once they entered the ring Heyman revealed that Lesnar wanted a rematch against Triple H after he knocked him out at WrestleMania, but not just any rematch, a rematch inside of a Steel Cage at Extreme Rules. I'd certainly be all for that. As usual Heyman was on terrific form on the mic and actually made Extreme Rules sound, well, extreme. Lesnar also gave a convincing beat down here, so overall a strong segment. 
Kofi Kingston pinned Antonio Cesaro (c) to obtain the United States Championship in a largely enjoyable contest. While the commentators may have exaggerated the quality of the back and fourth action, both men did provide stellar displays. I just hope Cesaro dropping the strap could mean he moves onto a feud with a wrestler higher up the ladder, but I'm not holding my breath.
World Champion Dolph Ziggler came out and explained that people like himself showed off because they're superior to everyone else and it's just what they do. Alberto Del Rio then hobbled down and claimed that he wanted his rematch right there and then, so Vickie Guerrero made the match official. Zeb Colter, accompanying Jack Swagger, then told both men that neither deserved the strap. Swagger decided to also take action and attacked Del Rio's injured leg, leaving him to be taken away.
Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) defeated the Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) in a rather pedestrian tag bout. These two teams have faced each other so often it's all starting to blur together a bit, and you can't help but loose interest. At least the tag champs will be facing Shield next week with The Undertaker, now that'll be worth watching.
In a VT Ryback explained that he'd attacked Cena last week because he'd felt that he'd turned his back on him and no longer aided him in attacks from The Shield after he'd helped Cena out last year. He also added that he was the biggest threat to his WWE Title, and had enough of failing where Cena was succeeding. 
R-Truth beat Wade Barrett in an average affair. It's results like this that have me fail to get behind people like Barrett (and Cesaro earlier) they start to get some momentum going and then fall to a mid-carder. I can't imagine Wade ever getting a significant push in the company. 
Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow) bested Santino Marella and The Great Khali in a forgettable and mediocre tag match.
Jerry Lawler presented a VT of all different examples of 'Fandogoing' (singing and dancing to Fandango's theme) which still puts a smile on my face, just before Fandango himself came out and asked the fans if they wanted to "go Fandogoing" but only if they pronounced his name correctly, which they did not, so he told them all to go "Fandango themselves."   
Jack Swagger pinned Dolph Ziggler in a largely decent outing. While the action was pretty unremarkable for the majority, it still had its moments and was better than most else on the show. Although I still have a gripe with the result, I don't see the need to involve Swagger back into the title picture and Ziggler needs all the encouragement he can get.
Backstage Mark Henry once again attacked Sheamus for an unknown reason. 
CM Punk (who received a healthy reception) said that he's always looking for the next challenge and trying to excel himself, and after The Rock that challenge was 'Taker at WrestleMania. An uncharacteristically solemn and reserved Punk then hugged Heyman and walked away. Don't expect to see hm on TV for a while.
Backstage an angry Booker T warned Teddy Long about making decisions without his say so (Long earlier on booked the Swagger versus Ziggler match up) and decided that Ziggler will defend his World Title in a Triple Threat in the near future against Swagger and Del Rio. 
Nikki Bella bested Kaitlyn in a mediocre affair. I can't call the wrestling bad but there was nothing really worth checking out here, you can skip this one. Brie grabbed the winning pinfall after swapping with her sister.
Ryback confronted Cena in the ring, who reminded him that he waited to attack him when his back was turned last week and not face to face. The champ also called his series of "excuses" shown earlier boring, which was rich coming from Cena. He then went on to challenge Ryback to make a move and earn a title shot, but he instead walked away. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) decided to make their move and came down to the ring and  took out Cena as Ryback looked on.
Overall it was a pretty average Raw this week, with the majority of it feeling uneventful. My highlights were CM Punk's appearance, Ziggler versus Swagger (even with the daft result) the encouragement of Fandango, Cesaro versus Kofi and Lesnar's attack. Outside of those the show was quite pedestrian, but hopefully next week with the always enthusiastic London crowd and rare Undertaker appearance it should be a step up.   

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

My WWE Raw, 8th April 2013 Recap


About time, right? Photo credit: WWE.com

The brand new WWE Champion John Cena started things off by giving a strange and nonsensical promo on the fans booing him because they were upset that WrestleMania was now over, and then started to dance (badly) to try and cheer them up. The fans responded with appropriate chants of "Boring" and "Same old shit."
Fortunately Mark Henry then interrupted Cena after he announced that he'll defend the title that very night, and challenged him to defend it against himself. Cena, after making some lame jokes at Henry's expense as he always does (but at least he did amusingly address the "Sexual chocolate" chants) accepted the match. But GM Booker T then joned them and stated the Cena couldn't just make title matches and that due to The Rock being the next in line for a shot (but being injured) Henry would have to beat him that night to earn one. The crowd were certainly behind Henry here and gave no sympathy to Rocky when he was mentioned.
Big E Langston pinned Daniel Bryan in a pedestrian outing. Langston was pretty unremarkable in the ring, and Bryan did okay with the short time allocated to them. Towards the end Langston threw Bryan onto Kane on the outside, who'd been distracted by Dolph Ziggler, then applied a Big Ending for the one-two-three.
Wade Barrett defeated The Miz (c) to obtain the Intercontinental Title in an entertaining contest. Both men gave worthy efforts here and provided engaging action in a far superior bout to their one in the 'Mania pre-show. The crowd were also firmly behind Barrett throughout and very pleased with the result. 
Alberto Del Rio bested Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter in a two on one Handicap match. The bout itself was fair, much like their one at WrestleMania it had decent enough wrestling but nothing to get you that excited or into it. Colter didn't even enter the fray so I'm not sure what the point of making it a Handicap match was. Once again the fans also lost interest in these two and began chanting for Ziggler multiple times, and speaking of the 'Show Off'...
The arena then erupted as Dolph Ziggler walked down and finally cashed in his Money in the Bank contract, and after a dramatic few minutes where Del Rio managed to get in an arm breaker and an enzuigiri for some edge of your near finishes, Ziggler applied a Zig Zag for the winning pinfall and the World Title. The jubilant fans were all on their feet and applauding the new champ, quite a contrast to Cena at 'Mania. An emotional Dolph celebrated with AJ Lee and Big E, and it was quite a touching moment, his hard work had finally paid off! Let's just hope the reign lasts.
The Undertaker then came out to a terrific reception, and as he was talking about dedicating his win the previous night to Paul BearerThe Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) came down and were about to face the 'Dead Man' when Team Hell No raced into the ring to his aid, which sent the trio packing. It was a nice segment, and very well received by the crowd. Could we be seeing a six-man tag bout including 'Taker at Extreme Rules perhaps? I'd be all for it.
Santino Marella, Zack Ryder and R-Truth beat 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal) in a largely average six-man tag. Ryder gave a passable display, and Santino gave us his usual comedy routine towards the end when he managed to strike Slater with the Cobra for the win.   
In the ring Randy Orton and Sheamus argued over who gets to face Big Show that night after he'd KO'd both men at 'Mania after their contest versus The Shield. So Booker T and Vickie Guerrero came out and announced that both men will face each other to see who will face Big Show at a later date.
Randy Orton versus Sheamus ended as a No Contest after Big Show came down and took both men out. The match itself had been very pedestrian and drab, but luckily the fans in attendance in New Jersey saved the day and provided plenty of enthusiasm with non-stop chants throughout, such as "JBL" "Michael Cole" "ECW" "We want Big Show" "We are awesome!" (my personal favourite) and many more. Oh, and also quite a few Mexican waves. This all bemused Sheamus and Orton a bit, but to be fair this saved the match and actually provided the most entertainment of the show. 
Once Big Show had walked down he continued to throw Sheamus and KO punch and spear Orton to chants of "Thank you Big Show!" 
Kofi Kingston versus Fandango ended abruptly when Chris Jericho ran in and attacked his 'Mania foe, throwing him around the outside (where he amusingly attempted to place JBL's misplaced hat back on his head) and then applying the Walls of Jericho and a Codebreaker to finish him off. The crowd very much appreciated Jericho's appearance, and hilariously sung Fandango's theme during the bout while dancing.
Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) and the Funkadactyls (Naomi and Cameron) beat team Rhodes Scholars (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes) and the Bella Twins in an eight-person mixed tag match. As expected it was largely forgettable and felt like it was just there to take up some time and make up for its absence the night before. Fortunately the fans were still on form and carried on humming Fandango's theme and dancing.
John Cena won via count out versus Mark Henry in a pretty mediocre main event. It's hardly a surprise but the action here was nothing exceptional or particularly engaging at all, but at least it wasn't too long. After the lame finish, where Henry was chucked into the ringpost and failed to make the ten count, the 'World's Strongest Man' made a comeback to beat down Cena in the ring.
This prompted Ryback to come down and after a brief exchange then spinebuster Henry to send him packing. After then helping up Cena he turned and clotheslined him and applied a Shell Shock. The fans were into the turn, and Ryback then stood tall over Cena with his WWE Title belt.
Overall it was a very memorable Raw, with two titles changing hands (including the World Championship with Dolph finally cashing in) a tremendous crowd and a heel turn from Ryback. My personal highlights were Ziggler cashing in, the fans and the entertaining IC Title match.  Unfortunately on the negative side the aforementioned bout was the only one on the show really worth watching, the rest were average for the most part. As for Ryback's turn I'm not sure how much good this will do him, and I can't say I'm too excited by it.
But on the whole I'd call the show a success, and plus Ziggler is champ! 

Tuesday, 2 April 2013

My WWE Raw, 1st April 2013 Recap


CM Punk poses over the fallen 'Dead Man'. I'm looking forward to this one! Photo credit: WWE.com

John Cena kicked off the pre-WrestleMania XXIX Raw by claiming that his rivalry with The Rock was far more serious then last year, due to the WWE Championship being on the line. He went on to also warn Rocky that after having to stand by and watch him unveil a brand new title belt and "usher in a new era" (really?) he will strive to reclaim the strap and prove that he is superior to 'The Great One'. Cena was greeted with chants of "Boring" afterwards, granted it was an unremarkable promo but that was a little harsh I felt.
Big Show, Randy Orton and Sheamus bested 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal) in an average and at times sloppy six-man tag bout. At least it was kept brief. Afterwards The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) warned the their 'Mania opponents that come Sunday they won't be celebrating after they beat them, and also added that they weren't fooling them by pretending to be a cohesive unit like themselves.   
We were presented with a VT featuring Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter in Washington DC, talking about the change that Swagger will bring come this Sunday when he obtains the World Title, calling their fellow Americans weak in this day and age due to them accepting all the immigrants that had entered the US over the years.
In response Alberto Del Rio admitted that Swagger was free to say whatever he pleased with the freedom of speech, but that didn't mean he had to like it and would at least get a chance to gain some retribution in their title clash.
Dolph Ziggler pinned Daniel Bryan in a solid back and fourth encounter. These two worked hard and provided an enjoyable bout from the get go with crisp action. During the match AJ Lee distracted Kane, allowing Big E Langston to tear through him with a mean-looking clothesline. Ziggler then took advantage of Bryan kicking Big E through the ropes and gained the one-two-three with a quick roll up. 
Shawn Michaels made a special Raw appearance and warned Triple H that while he was retired by 'Taker at WrestleMania, they still held the upmost respect for each other and he never bragged about ending HBK's career, unlike Brock Lesnar who would relish it. Michaels went on to admit that he wasn't in Washington to talk his good friend out of his match on the grand stage, but order him to "kick Brock Lesnar's ass!"
Lesnar, along with Paul Heyman then made his way out. Heyman went on to list all the people that Triple H will disappoint after his client defeats him, and claimed that he wasn't "man enough" to beat Lesnar. As usual Heyman was on top form on the mic.
Wade Barrett beat Zack Ryder in a passable outing. While most of the match was fairly pedestrian, there were some engaging moments to be found, and it wasn't a bad effort by either man.
Mark Henry flattened Santino Marella in a short squash match. Santino was booked against Henry after playing an April Fools prank on Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox. An angry Ryback then made his way out to confront Henry, who smugly reminded him that they had a no contact clause to their contract. So to get around this Ryback decided to hurl Santino at his 'Mania foe to take him down.
As Alberto Del Rio's match with Zeb Colter begun, he was soon distracted by Swagger at ringside who'd begun attacking Ricardo Rodriguez, this then allowed Colter to start smacking the champion with one of Ricardo's crutches. Swagger soon joined his accomplice and together they took down Del Rio.
The WWE Champion The Rock said that his match with Cena wasn't about retribution for him, but the "the will of the people" and his connection with the fans. He also reminded us that at every turn he'd topped Cena, and it would be no different in their contest for the championship. It was a decent enough promo from Rock, with the crowd in the palm of his hand, which was a stark contrast to Cena earlier. 
Chris Jericho defeated Antonio Cesaro in a decent contest. For the most part it was a fun watch and the wrestling was stellar, but I couldn't help but feel a little underwhelmed, maybe I was expecting more form these two talents facing off. During the match Fandango appeared and began judging Jericho's moves out of ten with scorecards. After Y2J had forced Cesaro to tap to the Walls of Jericho, Fandango ran in and after beating down his rival then landed a couple of flying leg drops. I'm definitely intrigued by their WrestleMania match.
The Bella Twins beat Naomi and Cameron in a fair Divas tag match. I was actually pleasantly surprised here, there were some nice moments of action to be found amongst most of the pedestrian wrestling. 
The Undertaker warned CM Punk that the pain he's going to put on him will "last an eternity" after the disrespect he's shown to Paul Bearer. A line up of druids then appeared, along with Paul Heyman dressed as Bearer. As a furious 'Taker marched down he began to take out some of the druids, only for CM Punk to reveal himself as one of them and take out 'The Dead Man' with Bearer's urn.
But then the gripping moment came as Punk poured the ashes of Bearer over Undertaker and on himself. While many will find this segment extremely disrespectful of Moody (which I get) I couldn't help but be completely engaged by it. Punk has really thrown himself into this feud and clearly has no restraints with the material he's used. For me this has been the strongest segment leading into WrestleMania.
Overall Raw was a fair show for the most part, more memorable than most as of late. Ziggler versus Bryan, Jericho versus Cesaro, the Heyman promo and especially the closing segment were my highlights. Outside of them it was pretty pedestrian for me, with a lot of material and bouts feeling a bit too familiar. Still, despite the disappointing build up to 'Mania this year I'm still looking forward to the big event, with more than a few matches that should be very entertaining I reckon.  

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

My WWE Raw, April 30th 2012 Recap

John Laurinaitis claimed that Brock Lesnar in one night turned the WWE on its head by proving that John Cena is still a "mere mortal," even though he lost. He then introduced Brock Lesnar who bragged about his treatment of Cena at Extreme Rules, but was soon interrupted by COO Triple H. 'The Game' stated that the new contract with many privileges that Lesnar signed last week was void and tore it up, saying that Laurinaitis never had the authority to offer a new contract in the first place. 
Triple H went on to say that he wanted Lesnar in the company still, that he relished the possible future competition he could have, but it would be under his original deal that he signed. Laurinaitis interrupted a few times, whining that it wasn't fair to put Brock in this position, so eventually an annoyed Triple H told him to "shut up." Lesnar then leaped on the COO, beating him down and then damaging his arm in a submission hold until various wrestlers from the back came out to chase him off. It was certainly a strong start to the show.
Eve announced that the new number one contender to the WWE Championship will be determined by a Beat The Clock Challenge series of matches. 
The Miz defeated Santino Marella in 4:18. It was a fair enough bout, albeit pretty forgettable really. At least Miz gained the win here.
Layla (c) defeated Nikki and Brie Bella in a Triple Threat to retain the WWE Divas Championship. The contest didn't last long as Layla dropkicked the arguing Bellas, causing one to tumble outside the ring and applying a roll up pin to the other for the one-two-three. Like at Extreme Rules Layla didn't really receive a huge reaction from the fans here.  
Chris Jericho won via count out versus Big Show in just over 4:18. The match had actually been better than I was expecting and was quite entertaining for the most part. Jericho put in a good effort here.
Brodus Clay defeated JTG in one of his usual squash matches, I'm sure like most I've been growing tired of this act for a while now.
Randy Orton defeated Jack Swagger in 4:16 to gain the lead in the Beat The Clock Challenge. It was a solid, if brief contest between the two.
Kofi Kingston and R-Truth defeated Primo and Epico (c) to win the WWE Tag Team Championship in a fun bout that picked up a bit once Kofi entered the fray. The title change was met with an enthusiastic reaction from the fans, probably in the hope that Kofi and Truth can bring a bit more interest to the tag team division.
Kane versus The Great Khali ended in a draw after the time had ran out. It was a predictably slow and drab affair, afterwards Kane choke slammed Khali.
Daniel Bryan defeated Jerry Lawler in an average match up to win the Beat The Clock Challenge. I cannot wait to see Bryan take on CM Punk at Over The Limit for the title, should be a superb match. The WWE Champion came out after to congratulate the victor on the stage.
John Cena came out and confirmed that he hadn't injured himself in the match with Lesnar, but was still wearing a sling and was feeling pretty sore. John Laurinaitis then joined him and claimed that bringing in Lesnar was his attempt at motivating Cena, sure Johnny, sure. Cena gave a solid promo where he berated Laurinaitis and his management of the show and treatment of himself. Lord Tensai then made his way out, as Cena went to defend himself Laurinaitis cracked him over the head from behind with a mic and  announced himself as Cena's opponent for Over The Limit. 
Johnny, along with Tensai and his associate began to attack Cena's already damaged arm, dragging him out of the ring and using a steel chair to strike it. Well I wasn't expecting that, so WWE managed to surprise me I guess. Not too sure where they're heading with this Laurinaitis Cena feud though.

Friday, 27 April 2012

My WWE SmackDown, April 27th 2012 Recap


Daniel Bryan bragged about dumping AJ and also stated that his 18-second loss at WrestleMania doesn't count as it was AJ's fault. He also went on to show footage from his biased officiating as guest referee during the Mark Henry vs Sheamus bout and attack on 'The Great White' following it on this weeks Raw. 
Alberto Del Rio then joined the champion, along with the always amusing Ricardo Rodriguez (who gave his boss a chorus of "Si!" after his questions) and claimed that after Bryan versus Sheamus he will be the next World Heavyweight Champion. Big Show then came out and threatened both Del Rio and Bryan who both managed to escape, but unfortunately poor Ricardo didn't and received a choke slam. 
Big Show won via disqualification versus Alberto Del Rio after Cody Rhodes ran in and attacked him. The actual match had been brief but decent enough. Rhodes went on to attempt to take out Show with a kendo stick and steel chair, but failed at both attempts and ended up being whipped with his own belt. It's not getting much better for him is it?
Nikki Bella defeated Alicia Fox in an average Divas match. It played before an indifferent crowd who, like most fans now I imagine, have probably just given up on the almost worthless and drab Divas division.
Titus O'Neil and Darren Young defeated Yoshi Tatsu and Ezekiel Jackson in a fair to okay tag team match. I can't say I'm that excited by the prospects of the average O'Neil and Young.
Michael Cole held an interview with Randy Orton, where he first off reminded him that any wrestler will be suspended if they touch an announcer. Cole also went on to accuse Orton of creating the reborn monster Kane because of his "failures." Orton warned that at Extreme Rules he will make 'The Big Red Monster' suffer like never before in their Falls Count Anywhere match. Jinder Mahal then interrupted him, and claimed that he's the fastest rising star in the company and that he'll see Randy on the other side of Extreme Rules. I thought Mahal looked quite good here on the mic with Orton, like he wasn't out of place at all. Orton reciprocated by giving Mahal an RKO.
Antonio Cesaro (a.k.a. former ROH star Claudio Castagnoli) defeated Tyson Kidd in a squash match. Cesaro looked okay, the match was a bit disappointing considering the talent involved. Afterwards he snogged Aksana in front of a devastated Teddy Long. I know it wasn't meant to be but Long's upset face was comical to me.
The Great Khali defeated Cody Rhodes in a dull and forgettable bout. Although Rhodes put in a decent effort against the barely mobile Khali, even he couldn't pull anything decent from the match. 
Ryback defeated another nobody (I can't be asked to remember their names now) in a squash match, yet again. Now I like Ryback and have found his match ups since his return quite fun, but now the routines are almost identical in his bouts. I'm really hoping that he gets some real competition after Extreme Rules. 
Sheamus defeated Mark Henry in a rather drab main event. Like usual Henry didn't really bring much in terms of interest or excitement to the bout, hopefully we won't have to endure another World title run from him again. Afterwards Bryan came out and applauded the World champion's victory. Sheamus then grabbed a mic and warned him that at on Sunday he won't be able to escape as easily as he did at 'Mania due to it being a longer 2 out of 3 falls match.  
This Sunday should bring a decent pay-per-view I reckon. The card looks quite strong and the Chicago crowd are always a lot of fun, I'll probably have my predictions up on Sunday, if you're interested.